Diary of Sam

Diary of Sam_123http://xxx2007.rediffiland.com/Diary of Sam_123en-usBurning PassionFeel your warm breath upon my skin
A burning path
of searing heat
As you awaken me with your kisses
I open my eyes
and look into yours
we become lost
in each other.

A flame ignites inside
as we merge into one,
One heart
One soul
One body
One whole
You feel the warmth that surrounds you
the wetness
the sweet scent of lust fills you
A raging fire
of passion
rises
We become the flames
we are the fire
we ignite
my hands your hands
my lips your lips
thigh to thigh
there is no end
We have moulded into one another
shaped together
as two perfect lovers
You
and
I
for eternity

]]>Sun, 09 Dec 2007 15:12:40 +0530http://xxx2007.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/12/09/Burning.htmlIn your dreamsIn your dreams

I softly kiss you,

no one can see the pain,

that we both feel inside

miles apart...

You whisper I love you

and I whisper to the skies,

I love you too

When will this pain ever go away

even though we are

miles apart...

To be by your side

is a dream I can't deny

But I will wish for it to come true.

I miss you so badly

my heart is breaking

as we cry

miles apart...

]]>Tue, 20 Nov 2007 16:15:22 +0530http://xxx2007.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/11/20/In-your.htmlTouching Story

There was a mosquito and a dog who loved each other a lot.....

One day the mosquito got excited and gave a love bite to the dog....

The dog became emotional and returned the love bite to the mosquito...

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The next day........

Mosquito died of rabies and dog died of malaria........

What a touching story...........!!!!!!

]]>Wed, 14 Nov 2007 15:31:26 +0530http://xxx2007.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/11/14/Touching.htmlDIWALI GREETINGSDear Friends,

May Ur heart be happy & Ur days be bright.
May Ur roads be smooth & Ur burdens be light.
May U find the dreams & touch the stars
Never forget how special U are.

"Happy Diwali"

]]>Thu, 08 Nov 2007 10:21:12 +0530http://xxx2007.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/11/08/DIWALI.htmlLessons in Logic

what more can I say........

]]>Tue, 30 Oct 2007 12:32:19 +0530http://xxx2007.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/10/30/Lessons-in.htmlJab Gujra Jamana Yaad ata haiजब कभी गुजरा जमाना याद आता है,
बना मिटटी का अपना घर पुराना याद आता है।
वो पापा से चवन्नी रोज मिलती जेब खरचे को,
वो अम्मा से मिला एक आध-आना याद आता है।
वो छोटे भाई का लडना,वो जीजी से मिली झिङकी,
शाम को फिर भूल जाना याद आता है।
वो घर के सामने की अधखुली खिङकी अभी भी है,
वहाँ पर छिप कर किसी का मुस्कुराना याद आता है।
वो उसका रोज मिलना,न मिलना फिर कभी कहना
जरा सी बात पर हँसना हँसाना याद आता
जिन्दगी ये किस मोड पे ले आयी है,
ना मा, बाप, बहन, ना यहा कोई भाई है.
हर लडकी का है Boy Friend, हर लडके ने Girl Friend पायी है,
चंद दिनो के है ये रिश्ते, फिर वही रुसवायी है.

घर जाना Home Sickness कहलाता है,
पर Girl Friend से मिलने को टाईम रोज मिल जाता है.
दो दिन से नही पुछा मां की तबीयत का हाल,
Girl Friend से पल-पल की खबर पायी है,
जिन्दगी ये किस मोड पे ले आयी है.....

कभी खुली हवा मे घुमते थे,
अब AC की आदत लगायी है.
धुप हमसे सहन नही होती,
हर कोई देता यही दुहाई है.

मेहनत के काम हम करते नही,
इसीलिये Gym जाने की नौबत आयी है.
McDonalds, PizaaHut जाने लगे,
दाल-रोटी तो मुश्कील से खायी है.
जिन्दगी ये किस,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
]]>Thu, 27 Sep 2007 15:58:23 +0530http://xxx2007.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/09/27/Jab-Gujra-Jamana-Yaad-ata.htmlShort story

Here is a short story with a beautiful message...

Little girl and her father were crossing a bridge.

The father was kind of scared so he asked his little daughter,

"Sweetheart, please hold my hand so that you don't fall into the river."

The little girl said, "No, Dad. You hold my hand."

"What's the difference?" Asked the puzzled father.

"There's a big difference," replied the little girl.

"If I hold your hand and something happens to me,

chances are that I may let your hand go.

But if you hold my hand, I know for sure that no matter what happens,

you will never let my hand go."

In any relationship, the essence of trust is not in its bind, but in its bond.

So hold the hand of the person who loves you rather than expecting them to hold yours...
This message is too short......but carries a lot of Feelings.

Source: Internet

]]>Tue, 25 Sep 2007 13:40:35 +0530http://xxx2007.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/09/25/Short.htmlFunny Interview

OFFICER : WHAT IS YOUR NAME ?

CANDIDATE : M P. SIR

OFFICER : TELL ME PROPERLY

CANDIDATE : MOHAN PAL SIR

OFFICER : YOUR FATHER'S NAME ?

CANDIDATE : M P. SIR

OFFICER : WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?

CANDIDATE : MANMOHAN PAL SIR

OFFICER : YOUR NATIVE PLACE

CANDIDATE : M P. SIR

OFFICER : IS IT MADHYA PRADESH ?

CANDIDATE : NO, MUNNUR PAL SIR

OFFICER : WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION?

CANDIDATE : M P. SIR

OFFICER : (ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT ?

CANDIDATE : MATRIC PASS

OFFICER : WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB ?

CANDIDATE : M P. SIR

OFFICER : AND WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?

CANDIDATE : MONEY PROBLEM SIR

OFFICER : DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY

CANDIDATE : M P. SIR

OFFICER : EXPLAIN YOURSELF CLEARLY

CANDIDATE : MAGNANIMOUS PERSONALITY SIR

OFFICER : THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU MAY GO NOW

CANDIDATE : M P. SIR

OFFICER : WHAT IS IT NOW

CANDIDATE : MY PERFORMANCE. ...?

OFFICER : MP !!!

CANDIDATE : WHAT IS THAT SIR..?

OFFICER : MENTALLY PUNCTURED... ......... .....!!!! !!!!!!!!!

Source:Internet

]]>Thu, 13 Sep 2007 12:48:18 +0530http://xxx2007.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/09/13/Funny.htmlQuestion of the Year

Question : You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2 Cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You don't have anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it?

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Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat will become LIGHTER..... ...using this LIGHTER you can light the other Cigarette

another deadly answer. Scroll down a little

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Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette

If that was not enough, one more deadly answer.... scroll down.
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Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP - TIP)

"TIP TIP barsa Pani.

Pani ne aag lagayee."

us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee".
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If that was not enough, one more deadly answer.... scroll down

Start praising one cigarette, The other will get jealous & "jalney lagega"

Enjoy!!!!

Source: Internet

]]>Tue, 11 Sep 2007 18:17:30 +0530http://xxx2007.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/09/11/Question-of-the.htmlNew Software

G i rlfriend 5.0 to W i fe 1.0 : )

Dear Tech Support Team:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.
I soon noticed that the new program, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities.
Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications.

I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall' doesn't work on Wife 1.0.

Please help!

Thanks,
"A Troubled User"

REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that people complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 , thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!! !
It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0.
It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this.
I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the environment.
I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before
the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Sarees 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0

STATUTORY WARNING : DO NOT, under any circumstances, install SecretaryWithShortS kirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,
Tech Support ...

Source: Internet

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